The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by pdoel

Where would you go next if you had a hoveround power chair?

To the grocery store. And I would pull up really close to someone looking at something on a shelf and then I would blare that annoying little horn for about 20 seconds and look at them with a completely straight face And then just drive away.

[Severecaraddict]

Stick a fork in me, I'm officially DONE with Jury Duty. The clerk told me this morning, that I was the ONLY person out of the juror pool who got called in every time. Something tells me it has something to do with how I filled out my questionnaire form. Perhaps I shouldn't have edited their typos in red ink and listed '9-1-1' as my 'in case of emergency' contact #.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Stick a fork in me, I'm officially DONE with Jury Duty. The clerk told me this morning, that I was the ONLY person out of the juror pool who got called in every time. Something tells me it has something to do with how I filled out my questionnaire form. Perhaps I shouldn't have edited their typos in red ink and listed '9-1-1' as my 'in case of emergency' contact #.

Mondays suck

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Stick a fork in me, I'm officially DONE with Jury Duty. The clerk told me this morning, that I was the ONLY person out of the juror pool who got called in every time. Something tells me it has something to do with how I filled out my questionnaire form. Perhaps I shouldn't have edited their typos in red ink and listed '9-1-1' as my 'in case of emergency' contact #.

ROFLMAO! Nice

[pdoel]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

And I would pull up really close to someone looking at something on a shelf and then I would blare that annoying little horn for about 20 seconds and look at them with a completely straight face And then just drive away.

I can just picture you doing that, and it's making me LOL.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by pdoel

I can just picture you doing that, and it's making me LOL.

I'm gonna do it one day! You'll see!!

[Mazzzja]

Originally Posted by squeebug

It's marinated sirloin cut into strips and put on white rice.

Still don't know where the Monkey comes from. but thanks for the info.

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

I feel ya, lady!


In other, less aggravating news:

We got a service dog in our unit, today. She's a small black lab named Julie and she has THE sweetest face! When she looks at you it makes you want to take her face in your hands and smooch her! Well, me anyway She has very expressive eyes. It's weird. She looks like she's trying to talk to you the way she looks at you. But, we can't pet her or talk to her while she's working, which is pretty much all day. Plus she still has a little more training to do and mushing on her could (and probably would) derail that. She's so cute, though!

Dogs on the workspace? How strange. I wouldn't like a dog walking around the office area where I work. The smell, the hairs EW!
Although 'your' dog does sound cute!

[CrazyJames]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Stick a fork in me, I'm officially DONE with Jury Duty. The clerk told me this morning, that I was the ONLY person out of the juror pool who got called in every time. Something tells me it has something to do with how I filled out my questionnaire form. Perhaps I shouldn't have edited their typos in red ink and listed '9-1-1' as my 'in case of emergency' contact #.

Chances are they saw you as someone who pays attention to detail as opposed to just an

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Mazzzja

Still don't know where the Monkey comes from. but thanks for the info.

Dogs on the workspace? How strange. I wouldn't like a dog walking around the office area where I work. The smell, the hairs EW!
Although 'your' dog does sound cute!

She looks very clean Plus she isn't allowed to wander around. She sits in her owner's cubicle until it's time for him to get up and go somewhere. She wears a harness with a handle for her owner to hold onto so she can guide him and when she has the harness on she knows she's working so she's very quiet. He took her harness off for a little bit outside this morning and she was so playful

[GINA]

Great news! My breeder finally got some babies

Shady Hollow Ferretry - baby ferrets

[pdoel]

Originally Posted by GINA

Great news! My breeder finally got some babies

Shady Hollow Ferretry - baby ferrets

Congrats Gina!!! That's awesome news!!!

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by GINA

Great news! My breeder finally got some babies

Shady Hollow Ferretry - baby ferrets

YAY!!!

[HarlequinPixie]

Originally Posted by CrazyJames

Chances are they saw you as someone who pays attention to detail as opposed to just an

perhaps they should've figured out that he's an that happens to pays attention to detail.

[Mazzzja]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

She looks very clean Plus she isn't allowed to wander around. She sits in her owner's cubicle until it's time for him to get up and go somewhere. She wears a harness with a handle for her owner to hold onto so she can guide him and when she has the harness on she knows she's working so she's very quiet. He took her harness off for a little bit outside this morning and she was so playful

Oh, now I get it. The dog is there to assist a co-worker of yours.
I thought the dog was an employee or something

[Mazzzja]

Just did a 5min run on the Wii Fit.
It's even more tiring than the 20min run I did earlier this evening at the gym!

There's also a muscle exercise called parellel stretching or something. That one is major horror!

Going to hit the showers now

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Mazzzja

Oh, now I get it. The dog is there to assist a co-worker of yours.
I thought the dog was an employee or something

She's cleaner than one of my co-workers, I can tell you that! MUCH cleaner.

[Mazzzja]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

She's cleaner than one of my co-workers, I can tell you that! MUCH cleaner.

Yeah... I've heard stories of you

Not about you obviously, but told by you

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

I agree with that. It just sucks that the thin skinned people haven't learned to stop posting in Hot Topics.

That's funny when I read that.

Got to Herndon, VA where it's hotter then hell. I'm serious.

[Toad]

taco poop!

[FarrisK]

Originally Posted by Toad

taco poop!

Ice cream?