The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[digitalputty]

A chick.

My guy friends say that I am a dude with boobs. 0_o. Yeah. Weird.

[Mazzzja]

Ah! I thought so. That you are a chick as well that is.

Just found dust in my bellybutton which means I am being silly which also means that it's time for me to have some zzzzz's

Sorry to leave you Larissa have a good weekend or otherwise: see you here on the .org

[digitalputty]

Have a good night!

[squeebug]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Nah. You're an animal lover and want to protect your 'youngins'. I'd do ANYTHING for my kitty!

MEOW! is your cat sticking it's tongue out at you?

[angelworks]

Reply fast...Is me Dr. Mogan.‏
From: Au. Dr. Mogan Gab Patrick (moganp28@msn.com)
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Fri 5/15/09 7:02 PM
To:
#142 Brompton Road,
Central London SW3 1HY
United Kingdom.

Dear friend,
I know that this mail will come to you out of the blue as a total surprise.Well, I have a business proposal which I know might interest you. I believe that you would be in a position to assist me in my bid to transfer the sum of (£18.5M.) Eighteen Million Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds into a foreign bank account. So study the following account carefully and reply urgently.

I am Dr.Mogan Gabriel Patrick, an Auditor of a bank here in London. During the course of our auditing, I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1999 and since 2000 nobody has operated on this account.After a lot of investigation I discovered that the owner of the bank account died without a beneficiary.The money is floating and if I do not remit this money out it will be forfeited for nothing. The owner of the account is Mr. Magnus Smith, a foreigner. He died since 2000 and the bank account has no other beneficiary. My investigation proved to me that nobody knows about this account or anything concerning it. So I want to grab this opportunity, as it is no harm to nobody.

I am here soliciting for your assistance as aforeigner because the money cannot be approved to anybody here. But It can be approved to a foreigner with valid international passport or drivers license and foreign bank account because the money at sake is in British Pound sterling and the former owner of the account is a foreigner. The management must approve this payment to you if you have the correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with instruction of key bank official who is deeply involved with me in this project.

With my influence and the position of the bank officials, we can transfer this money to any foreigners reliable account, which you can provide with
assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival at your end for sharing. Note that an existing foreign bank account or an empty account can serve to receive this money. The banks official will destroy all documents of the transaction immediately this money is into your nominated bank account.

At the conclusion of this business,you will be given 30% of the total amount, 60% will be for me and my parties,5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of transferring and 5% will be for orphanage homes.

All I require is your honest and full co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. To enable us get the necessary legal documents and approval in your name for the release of these funds to your designated bank account, Please do provide the following information's as soon as I get the information below complete the transfer will be made in less than two weeks.

Below are the information needed:
1. YOUR FULL NAME........
2. YOUR POSTAL ADDRESS.......
3. YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX NUMBER.........
4. YOUR OCCUPATION...........
5. YOUR AGE..................

Endeavor to reply as soon as possible so that we can be able to start the process of claim.
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]N/B: PLEASE I KNOW THAT MAYBE AFTER YOU READING THIS, YOU MAY BE MUCH HAPPY AND DISCLOSE THIS TO SOMEBODY, PLEASE BE MINDFULL DONT EVER TELL ANY BODY ABOUT THIS.....UNDERSTAND?.......[/COLOR]

Regards,

Dr.Mogan Gabriel Patrick.
+44(0)702 405 2617

[angelworks]

I think everyone should call him!


I also just noticed:
"because the money at sake is in British Pound sterling "

Sake? Cool.

[CrazyJames]

You 419 scamming the .org?

Or hijacked account?

Or just being a goof?

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by squeebug

MEOW! is your cat sticking it's tongue out at you?

My cat is ridiculously awesome and better than ANYONE's kid! (No offense!)


After almost a week and a half, I got the new xenon ballast in my car (the Z4) two new tires on the front, and a fresh coat each of polish and Meguiar's NXT wax.

[squeebug]

Originally Posted by CrazyJames

You 419 scamming the .org?

Or hijacked account?

Or just being a goof?

Heh I was reading some of the 419 scams earlier while I was bored at work.

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

My cat is ridiculously awesome and better than ANYONE's kid! (No offense!)


After almost a week and a half, I got the new xenon ballast in my car (the Z4) two new tires on the front, and a fresh coat each of polish and Meguiar's NXT wax.

I wanna kitteh! who wants a doggeh Oh and come wax my car

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by CrazyJames

You 419 scamming the .org?

Or hijacked account?

Or just being a goof?

When am I not a goof?

Just trying to share the wealth that popped into my inbox.

[digitalputty]

[Th1rt3en]

This can't be real. Right?

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by Th1rt3en

Attachment 56404

This can't be real. Right?

Where the hell are her boobs?

[Shay]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Where the hell are her boobs?

in her arms!

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by Shay

in her arms!

Booby boobies are fun! Arm boobies are SCARY!

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by GINA

I just accidentally emailed the whole company with the subject line "Jim is a big poopoo". Jim being our art director.

Someone just kill me, please.

i openly laughed at this.

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

You know you can recall e-mails, right? Doesn't always work, but you might have been able to limit the damage ...

never knew of such a feature.

Originally Posted by Th1rt3en

Attachment 56404

This can't be real. Right?

good lord i hope not. freaky.

[Severecaraddict]

139 more days until my vacation!

[Severecaraddict]

Check out this classiness :

Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com

[Alan From NYC]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

139 more days until my vacation!

Mine began Friday evening at 8:29:01.

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by Alan From NYC

Mine began Friday evening at 8:29:01.

Woo hoo! Big plans?