The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[Lnzbug]

Originally Posted by FarrisK

Mods, feel free to delete if this is overstepping a line.

YouTube - Elephant Eats Poop

That is just too gross.It had to be a boy elephant

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by Lnzbug

That is just too gross.It had to be a boy elephant

The elephant totally did that on a dare! "Hey man, I bet you wont stick your trunk ____ ____ ___ and eat my ____!" ....

ION (In other news) ... ViVi is doing better than she was yesterday, obviously. The anesthesia is wearing off now and she is moving her head around and not falling asleep as easily. However, she still will NOT drink water and she has NOT peepee'd. But ... I called the vet and they said it is ok since they emptied her bladder before surgery. Ok. Cool. I gave her a syringe of water here 10min ago since she was licking my feet after my shower. And, work is letting me work from home. Why? The lampshade collar they gave me is a bit too big and she gets her lower jaw out of the collar. 0_o ... which means she can lick her incision. OY!

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by squeebug

Oh is it the one where the elephant sticks it's trunk up the others butt and then eats the prize? If so that floated around work a couple years ago...think I still have it on my flash drive

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

That's the one ...

Originally Posted by GINA

I'm sick and tired of people going through my drawers when I'm not at my desk. That is totally unacceptable, imo. I don't care what the reason is. Just went and switched cabinets so now I have keys, so glad to see I can't trust my co-workers

I hate nosy people! If it wouldn't get you in trouble (which it would) I'd tell you to stick some senior citizens porn in your old cabinets so people get an eye full when they invade your privacy.

Originally Posted by GINA

In ankle news, looks like I have a softball embedded in my ankle. Nice!

Ack! Sorry to hear that its still giving you trouble. TGIF! At least maybe you'll get a chance to relax this weekend and keep it elevated it so the swelling can go down. I say take advantage of the situation and make the boy wait on your every need.

[Severecaraddict]

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- David Carradine's wife and his manager disputed suggestions that the actor's death was a suicide, while rescue workers and police in Bangkok, Thailand, said the actor's neck and genitals were found bound with rope.

Carradine, 72, became famous in the 1970s, when he portrayed the traveling Shaolin monk Kwai Chang Caine in the television series "Kung Fu."

Bangkok police said Carradine was found hanging by a nylon rope in a Bangkok hotel room closet Thursday morning.

A member of the emergency crew who was called to the hotel after a maid found Carradine told CNN that a yellow nylon rope was tied around the actor's neck and a black rope was around his genitals. Police later confirmed that information.

"I do not know if you want to call it accidental," Chuck Binder, Carradine's manager, told CNN's Larry King on Thursday. He said Carradine's career was on a roll.

Binder said a producer of the movie, "Stretch," which Carradine was to act in, called him from Thailand to tell him what was happening there.

"I do not want to get in the middle of this whole investigation, but this guy said to me for sure there was foul play," Binder said.

Actor Michael Madsen told King that the one thing Carradine's wife, Annie Bierman, wanted everyone to know is, "David was not suicidal."

Investigators found no sign of a forced entry into Carradine's room, Bangkok Police Lt. Colonel Pirom Chanpirom said.

An autopsy was being conducted at a Bangkok hospital, but no results would be available for another day, Chanpirom said.

David Carradine's manager suspects foul play in actor's death - CNN.com


Other reports are now saying that his hands were tied behind is back. I've done some weird stuff in my time, but I've never been able to tie my own hands behind my back.

[Lnzbug]

I don't believe it's suicide either. The guy was on an upswing. I bet it was a hooker or a girls boyfriend.

[Mazzzja]

Originally Posted by squeebug

/me hands Marcia a new lightbulb, careful, the old one might be hot

Which reminds me I have to change it now before it gets dark.

[squeebug]

Originally Posted by Mazzzja

Which reminds me I have to change it now before it gets dark.

Yup don't want to forget. I hate it when its dark, you flip the switch and POP! out goes the light bulb

[CrazyJames]

Originally Posted by squeebug

Yup don't want to forget. I hate it when its dark, you flip the switch and POP! out goes the light bulb

You're just afraid of the dark admit it.

[Mazzzja]

Just changed the lightbulb.
The old one was a 60watt

What?

Now I've put in a smaller 40watt lamp.

What?

And the light is just the same so it seems.

[PhoenixRising]

I had the lawn guy remove a shrubbery from my back yard. Now I need to get some river stones to put down on the dirt. Can I borrow someone's pick up? Like, I'll fill it up with gas...

[squeebug]

Originally Posted by Mazzzja

Just changed the lightbulb.
The old one was a 60watt

What?

Now I've put in a smaller 40watt lamp.

What?

And the light is just the same so it seems.

You mean you don't notice the .09 Amps less current?

[FarrisK]

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

I had the lawn guy remove a shrubbery from my back yard. Now I need to get some river stones to put down on the dirt. Can I borrow someone's pick up? Like, I'll fill it up with gas...

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

[squeebug]

Originally Posted by FarrisK

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

Ni!

[squeebug]

8 hours untill I have to be out of bed and on the road to dallas

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by FarrisK

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

Gesundtheit!

[Severecaraddict]

I let someone take my Z4 for a test drive earlier and they haven't brought it back yet.

[FarrisK]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

I let someone take my Z4 for a test drive earlier and they haven't brought it back yet.

How much earlier?

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by FarrisK

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

It looks so much better back there now. Now our four grills be styling on pond rocks all around. Moon out tonight, and everything is alright.

Sometimes, it's the simple things.

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by FarrisK

How much earlier?

A few minutes shy of 5 hours. It wasn't a complete strange, though I've never met him before. I've known his wife for years and she's uber responsible. I'm not sure if there was a mis-communication that it was an overnight test drive. He left me her MDX and told me to go wherever I needed.

[Severecaraddict]

He just bought it back so all is right with the world. It had between a quarter of a tank and half and he filled it up for me! They've just built a new house so he's trying to talk her into it. :crosses fingers: