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Old 07-14-2009, 09:17 PM
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:21 PM
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Gave up on the wendy tattoo joke?
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:27 PM
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weeee it's now 102 outside...atleast it's only 21% humidity Now the debate as to whether I will ride my bike tomorrow and then to Red Robin for a big base bike lunch.
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:28 PM
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ok ... Wendy joke.

A guy loves his girlfriend, Wendy, so much he decides to have her name tattooed on his, uhm, privates. So, he get's the tattoo, and is very proud of how it looks.

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One day while he's out traveling, he has to make a pit stop at the airport. In the bathroom next to him, there is a large man also making a pit stop. Being curious, he peeks over and sees that this man also has a tattoo on his privates, and it says "Wendy".

"I see you know a Wendy too", he says nonchalantly.
"I beg your pardon", the other man replies.
"You have 'Wendy' tattooed on your privates".

The big man looks down.
"Oh, that. It doesn't say 'Wendy'. It says 'Welcome to Zimbabwe, have a nice day'"
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:55 PM
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ok ... Wendy joke.

A guy loves his girlfriend, Wendy, so much he decides to have her name tattooed on his, uhm, privates. So, he get's the tattoo, and is very proud of how it looks.

W
E
N
D
Y

One day while he's out traveling, he has to make a pit stop at the airport. In the bathroom next to him, there is a large man also making a pit stop. Being curious, he peeks over and sees that this man also has a tattoo on his privates, and it says "Wendy".

"I see you know a Wendy too", he says nonchalantly.
"I beg your pardon", the other man replies.
"You have 'Wendy' tattooed on your privates".

The big man looks down.
"Oh, that. It doesn't say 'Wendy'. It says 'Welcome to Zimbabwe, have a nice day'"
My first client today got Wendy tatted on him. However it was on his arm...
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:11 PM
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his arm grows and shrinks
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:26 PM
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Here is the smaller version of what was on the tables. This one I made just for the favor bucket. It was a beach theme
The cake was so cute! It was a beach scene and they even put little footprints in the sand!
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:30 PM
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weeee it's now 102 outside...atleast it's only 21% humidity Now the debate as to whether I will ride my bike tomorrow and then to Red Robin for a big base bike lunch.
Gee i guess I"m not invited to lunch then huh?
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:35 PM
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I feel a need to complain.

Mercedes-Benz W126 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

They pulled in a 1981 Mercedes diesel on Pimp My Ride for a girl named "Spechelle" (pronounced "Special..."), who refers to herself in the third person. As they brought it in, they were complaining about how slow it was.

It's now pink. And on bling-tastic wheels. And the replaced the Benz hood-ornament with a plexiglass and rhinestone one that is 12" in diameter. And made the seats out of leather and faux-beaver fur. AND put screens in the headrests... the front of the headrests.

The worst part is that they did nothing about the all the slow it had.



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Old 07-14-2009, 10:36 PM
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I feel a need to complain.

Mercedes-Benz W126 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

They pulled in a 1981 Mercedes diesel on Pimp My Ride for a girl named "Spechelle" (pronounced "Special..."), who refers to herself in the third person. As they brought it in, they were complaining about how slow it was.

It's now pink. And on bling-tastic wheels. And the replaced the Benz hood-ornament with a plexiglass and rhinestone one that is 12" in diameter. And made the seats out of leather and faux-beaver fur. AND put screens in the headrests... the front of the headrests.

The worst part is that they did nothing about the all the slow it had.



Oh jeez! Do you have a pic of the whole thing?
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:38 PM
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They pulled in a 1981 Mercedes diesel on Pimp My Ride ...
And you were expecting ... ?
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Old 07-14-2009, 11:13 PM
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I want some of this:
overpriced swill. same for patron nowadays matter of fact. it's hard to get good tequila anymore.

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Those two words = Win.

In other news, I wouldn't recommend the Red Bull natural cola. It tastes like carbonated coffee... in a bad way.
The MtDew TB is good too. The RB cola is WAY too herbal to be enjoyable. They lost me on that stuff. High hopes were had.
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Old 07-14-2009, 11:19 PM
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My wife says the Pepsi Throwback is alright, she also likes it better then the Mt. Dew Throwback.

In other news, I can say tiddlywinks here, and no one will notice.
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Old 07-14-2009, 11:49 PM
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My wife says the Pepsi Throwback is alright, she also likes it better then the Mt. Dew Throwback.

In other news, I can say tiddlywinks here, and no one will notice.
I noticed.
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:00 AM
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I noticed.
You did indeed. Which means one of two things: Since I said 'no one will notice', you are no one, or two, you are wise and notice what others do not.

Which is it? I think, wise.
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:04 AM
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Btw ...

I love this video.

YouTube - Goldfrapp - Happiness
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:08 AM
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Btw ...

I love this video.

YouTube - Goldfrapp - Happiness
Nice. I just downloaded the song off the iTunes. Thanks.

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Old 07-15-2009, 12:11 AM
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The video is in response to something that I am UBER happy about. UBER-TASTIC SENSATIONAL DIABOLICAL!
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:21 AM
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The video is in response to something that I am UBER happy about. UBER-TASTIC SENSATIONAL DIABOLICAL!
Being happy is good. It cleanses the soul. Makes one do nice things. Being bitter hardens your arteries. Makes one do evil things.

I would rather be happy and move on, then be mad and die. Just saying.

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Old 07-15-2009, 12:32 AM
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Being happy is great. So much more energy ... like, instantly! LOL

... yes, it has to do with a guy.
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