The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[CrazyJames]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

They don't run away screaming

They never point and laugh when i attempt to hit on them.

[Lmhansen]

How come "plus size & tall" for womens sizes really means "big boobs", while "big & tall" for mens sizes really means "fat"?

What if you're a plus size woman without the DDs? Or a tall guy weighing less than 300lbs?

[squeebug]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

You dig mannequins?

Shannon does

[AmyJane]

Vinny and I are moving in less than a month!

We found a cute little 2 bedroom house, almost three bedroom, to rent! The attic was turned into a loft with a cute little staircase in the livingroom that leads up to it and it has a big window in it too, with built in shelves in the wall. It'll make a nice spare bedroom or sitting area. It's definitely what a realtor would call cozy (small) but it's perfect! We're going to have to figure out what we're doing with everything we have in the livingroom right now and basically we'll be sticking to having parties in the summer in the big backyard as the inside isn't conducive to more than maybe 4 extra people coming to socialize. The yard is fenced in so now Rocky will have plently of room to play The kitchen is also kind of small and we'll only have enough room for our little drop leaf table for eating at, so no dinner parties But I am ecstatic. It's such a cute little old house but it's been taken good care of and it's in a historic district in a nice quiet little town. I cannot wait!!!!!
When I get home later I'll post the crappy cell phone pic I have of the front of the house, unless I can fwd it to someone and they can post it. I'll have to see who can do that for me.

[Smileybug]

Aw yay! Congrats Amy! I know the excitement of moving to a new place. We moved to our townhouse in May out of the crummy house we shared with 4 other guys. It was a great time. And yeah, its small, but its just the two of us. Keeps us from collecting too much junk!

[digitalputty]

HAHA

President Barack Obama (C) and France's President Nicolas Sarkozy (R) take their places with junior G8 delegates, including Brazil's Mayora Tavares (L), for a family photo at the G8 summit in L'Aquila, Italy July 9, 2009. REUTERS/Jason Reed

[Mazzzja]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

I like that lamp! Send one (or 4 my way)

Shipping will be more expensive than the prices od the lamps

Originally Posted by squeebug

he telepathically uses somebodies mind who knows english and dutchie and uses their mind to translate

That might be yes, you're a smart dude!

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

You dig mannequins?

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

They don't run away screaming

Dutch mannequins have nipples

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Vinny and I are moving in less than a month!

We found a cute little 2 bedroom house, almost three bedroom, to rent! The attic was turned into a loft with a cute little staircase in the livingroom that leads up to it and it has a big window in it too, with built in shelves in the wall. It'll make a nice spare bedroom or sitting area. It's definitely what a realtor would call cozy (small) but it's perfect! We're going to have to figure out what we're doing with everything we have in the livingroom right now and basically we'll be sticking to having parties in the summer in the big backyard as the inside isn't conducive to more than maybe 4 extra people coming to socialize. The yard is fenced in so now Rocky will have plently of room to play The kitchen is also kind of small and we'll only have enough room for our little drop leaf table for eating at, so no dinner parties But I am ecstatic. It's such a cute little old house but it's been taken good care of and it's in a historic district in a nice quiet little town. I cannot wait!!!!!
When I get home later I'll post the crappy cell phone pic I have of the front of the house, unless I can fwd it to someone and they can post it. I'll have to see who can do that for me.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

Can't wait to see it in person

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

WHOA! That is a LOT of cleavage!!! :O

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Vinny and I are moving in less than a month!

We found a cute little 2 bedroom house, almost three bedroom, to rent! The attic was turned into a loft with a cute little staircase in the livingroom that leads up to it and it has a big window in it too, with built in shelves in the wall. It'll make a nice spare bedroom or sitting area. It's definitely what a realtor would call cozy (small) but it's perfect! We're going to have to figure out what we're doing with everything we have in the livingroom right now and basically we'll be sticking to having parties in the summer in the big backyard as the inside isn't conducive to more than maybe 4 extra people coming to socialize. The yard is fenced in so now Rocky will have plently of room to play The kitchen is also kind of small and we'll only have enough room for our little drop leaf table for eating at, so no dinner parties But I am ecstatic. It's such a cute little old house but it's been taken good care of and it's in a historic district in a nice quiet little town. I cannot wait!!!!!
When I get home later I'll post the crappy cell phone pic I have of the front of the house, unless I can fwd it to someone and they can post it. I'll have to see who can do that for me.

WOOT! Congrats!

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by Mazzzja

Shipping will be more expensive than the prices od the lamps


Dutch mannequins have nipples

That is true. Guess I gotta wait for Colorado to get an IKEA.

NIPPLES! LOL ...

[digitalputty]

<singing>I want you. Yes I do! You are sexah! HOT HOT! WOOT!</singing>

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

WHOA! That is a LOT of cleavage!!! :O

A lot of @$$ too

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

A lot of @$$ too

LOL. True. I ain't got no ass. Even tho I gained weight. Still, not a huge a$$. Chest on the other hand ... yeah, got that and then some.

I have a sinus headache today. Just started about 30 min ago.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<sing>I want you yes I do! SExAH!</singing>

[Mazzzja]

My tummy hurts from drinking a banana milkshake too quickly.
ouch!

[Mazzzja]

With Amy's approval I post below message.
It's Amy's reply to an e-mail of mine asking her a whole bunch of questions

See below a photo of the cute house.
I like to call it a cottage

Originally Posted by Cybergreenbaby

Close Those are called shutters. It's a cute little red house.
The house in a town called Yaphank (pronounced Ya pank...I'll teach you when you get here LOL) which, of course, is and Indian name . It's only about 10 minutes from where I live now, and work. All of the houses in the area we live in are old so it's considered a historical area.
It's right down the road from the Long Island Expressway and shopping isn't too far away.
The area is pretty quiet. It reminds me of Pennsylvania.
I'm going to go to the store on Monday and get some boxes to start packing this week
I can't wait! The only thing is we need to hire movers to move us. We have way too much heavy furniture to get by with a little help from our friends :-) lol

[Smileybug]

I have the hiccups!

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Mazzzja

With Amy's approval I post below message.
It's Amy's reply to an e-mail of mine asking her a whole bunch of questions

See below a photo of the cute house.
I like to call it a cottage

[/LEFT]

Thanks Marcia! I know the car looks almost as big as the house but its parked further from it than it looks so it makes it look smaller than it is, but it is small And cute!

[digitalputty]

Awww! Cute CUTE! Congrats again. I so want to live in a house ... rent or buy!

[Mazzzja]

You will be living in a unique town Amy.
Google Maps brought me to NY immediately and that after I only entered Yaphank in the empty space above

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

Awww! Cute CUTE! Congrats again. I so want to live in a house ... rent or buy!

Thanks

This will be our first time living in a house together. 'm most looking forward to peace and quiet and our own backyard!