The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[skittle buggy]

I've had one busy week this week and am glad its Friday. Wednesday I had a meeting at work with my Manager, VP and President of Customer Service to discuss what we see and hear during the day so they can fix any problems that we are having on the call floor.

Okay first off this is just WAY cool to get the chance to talk to these two gentlemen. Darrell, the VP, I met last month when we launch the call center and I adore him. We talked about incentive programs for the top performers and its in the form of money I'm talking $100 minimum and a chance to win $1000, cool aint it?

Then yesterday morning I had to be at work by 9am so I could have breakfast with Darrell and the president along with 7 of my co-workers. DUDE!! that was awsome. I talked numbers and conversion rates of the number of customers who actually sign up and use the direct deposit feature of the card we offer. Now I aint no fool I did my home work the night before so I could go in and tell them what I personally needed to shoot for each day as far as the conversion rate goes. This impressed both gentlemen (yeah skittle be kickin' butt at work)

I'm telling you they LISTEN and fix the issue as soon as we go look this aint working. Darrell was on his blackberry (looked to be a curve for the nosy people) and was emailing Shawn back in Austin about an issues we had during the meeting while we are STILL in the breakfast meeting.
SOOOOOOO if any of you are looking for a good company to work for move to Abilene and come work with me.

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by FarrisK

I was very afraid of this thread....

VWvortex Forums: Son of the bedliner Audi A4....

Until I saw the "After" photos. Holy crap.

I think the car turned out nice, but wow, talk about "holier than thou" attitudes ...

[digitalputty]

Meh. That GTi doesn't do it for me. 0_O

[digitalputty]

Weird story of the day:
From the Denver Post
Lawsuit says tumbling gravestone severed boy's ear - The Denver Post

GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo.—Glenwood Springs has asked a judge to dismiss a lawsuit filed by a woman who says her son's ear was severed when a gravestone fell over at a city cemetery.

Leticia Alvarado of Battlement Mesa filed the suit in May, saying her son Efrain was hurt two years ago when the headstone toppled while they were visiting the grave of Efrain's sister.

The suit says Efrain's ear was cut off, causing hearing loss and scarring. It's not clear how old he was.

The city argues it has immunity from lawsuits. It also says it isn't liable because individual grave sites are sold to families and that the city doesn't install or maintain gravestones.

The judge hasn't ruled on the city's request to dismiss the suit.

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

Meh. That GTi doesn't do it for me. 0_O

It's not that the car is great, but the "paint" job turned out pretty good ...

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

Weird story of the day:
From the Denver Post
Lawsuit says tumbling gravestone severed boy's ear - The Denver Post

Falling gravestones are "act of God". Sue him/her. Watch the movie first, though

[digitalputty]

Revenge ... of the sister. Morbid really.

[Lmhansen]

I'm off to break the Internet.

Well, for a small group of people anyways, and hopefully, only for a short period of time

[FarrisK]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

I think the car turned out nice, but wow, talk about "holier than thou" attitudes ...

That's why I'm VERY VERY VERY VERY thankful for the org. No way would I have been able to get into VWs if I was a member there. They are total d-bags there.

[Toad]

Here's a new contender for the worst commercial on TV: YouTube - "Beer Goggles" (commercial)

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

I'm off to break the Internet.

Well, for a small group of people anyways, and hopefully, only for a short period of time

Can I quote myself? Yeah, I'm quoting myself.

Yup, I broke the internet, kinda bad. Was 30 seconds away from rolling back when I had a "duh" moment. So, I fixed the Internet again. For a small group of people. Yay.

Beer and Chinese food

quoting someone else to prevent bad juju

Originally Posted by Ash

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

[PhoenixRising]

I saw the new Mike Judge film, EXTRACT. It was pretty good.

I was, however, the only one there in the theatre when I saw it. That can't bode well.

[PhoenixRising]

Thought some of you might cringe at this:

Truck crashes through car show

Mang, that sucks.

[digitalputty]

WOOT WOOT WOOT! :P

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

[digitalputty]

Scrubs is great. <3 <3

[Th1rt3en]

dtoy_vs_byokal

Enjoy!

[digitalputty]

Dudes and dudettes ... can guys really kick this high?!

[lounge_bait]

Originally Posted by Th1rt3en

dtoy_vs_byokal

Enjoy!

That was fun!


Dibble-
Do you happen to have a 30mm 12pt socket i could borrow for a day? I gotta do a front wheel bearing on 8-ball and no one out here in y-town has it...

[Th1rt3en]

Originally Posted by lounge_bait

That was fun!


Dibble-
Do you happen to have a 30mm 12pt socket i could borrow for a day? I gotta do a front wheel bearing on 8-ball and no one out here in y-town has it...

I may let me check, how soon do you need sir?

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

Dudes and dudettes ... can guys really kick this high?!

Not any guys I know. Or want to know I think.

It hurts to look at that.