The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by CrazyJames

pewgene?

Nah. His offensiveness hasn't floated as far as my cubicle today but he did sicken my neighbor and the people on the other side of the wall from him.

One day during a staff meeting he got up without saying a word (which is usually how he makes his exits) and ran out of the area with his hand over his butt like he was trying to hold something in. I wonder where he was going

[digitalputty]

OMG ... you are kidding? !!!

My eyes are burning and blurry. I am having a hard time seeing what I am doing. I think I need glasses ...

[digitalputty]

Im eating Chicken Chili ... and it is kind of warm. Making my ears itch. :P haha
Warm as in spicy.

[digitalputty]

ROFLMAO



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[AmyJane]

I am sooooooo pooped

[Boopster]

Hows the New car Amy? Did Vinny like driving it for the first time yesterday?

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Boopster

Hows the New car Amy? Did Vinny like driving it for the first time yesterday?

He did indeed! I told him I want to drive it some tomorrow. I wanna play around with the Shiftronic. It's pretty cool! All the fun of driving a manual without the hassle of learning

[Boopster]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

He did indeed! I told him I want to drive it some tomorrow. I wanna play around with the Shiftronic. It's pretty cool! All the fun of driving a manual without the hassle of learning

I learned to drive a manual on a 66 VW bus, you talk about a roller, that sucker would roll backwards like you wouldn't believe, you had to be quick, getting it out of 1st drive, I think if you can drive one of them you can drive anything

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Boopster

I learned to drive a manual on a 66 VW bus, you talk about a roller, that sucker would roll backwards like you wouldn't believe, you had to be quick, getting it out of 1st drive, I think if you can drive one of them you can drive anything

I learned on an Old Beetle...I think it was a '67 and then I learned on a Honda CRX. I preferred driving the OB to the Honda I just havent driven a manual transmission in a long long time so I know how to but I'm sure I'm real rusty

[digitalputty]

This is great.

http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5e32d548

[Boopster]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

This is great.

http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5e32d548

oh I know I like that, my sister sent that one to me yesterday, I have actually got gifts like that

[callisto9]

Beetle in lolcat!

[digitalputty]

Hehe cute kitty.

Are Junior Mints suppose to be hard?

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

ran out of the area with his hand over his butt like he was trying to hold something in. I wonder
where he was going

I'm guessing it had something to do with a "turtle head".

Dell dropped the ball and canceled the order I placed on my lap top. No explanation given thus far, but I suspected something was up Sunday when I noticed that the order status was still processing. I called the customer service # and was told "these things take time" and that I shouldn't be concerned. I'm still sick, so I'm apparently "unreasonable". I want to smack someone in the head with my wang and squeeze the head off their first born!

[AmyJane]

OMFG! I'm watching the 1st episode of Ricky Gervais' show Extras and Kate Winslet is in this one She is HILARIOUS!

[Boopster]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

I'm guessing it had something to do with a "turtle head".

Dell dropped the ball and canceled the order I placed on my lap top. No explanation given thus far, but I suspected something was up Sunday when I noticed that the order status was still processing. I called the customer service # and was told "these things take time" and that I shouldn't be concerned. I'm still sick, so I'm apparently "unreasonable". I want to smack someone in the head with my wang and squeeze the head off their first born!

what is a wang?

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by Boopster

what is a wang?

Peen, wang, wiener, johnson, meat (but not necessarily the taters), etc. I had to COMPLETELY re-order my lap top and its now showing that it won't be shipped until December 26th. If its not here by Christmas, I'm going to refuse to sign for it and make them take it back.

[Boopster]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Peen, wang, wiener, johnson, meat (but not necessarily the taters), etc. I had to COMPLETELY re-order my lap top and its now showing that it won't be shipped until December 26th. If its not here by Christmas, I'm going to refuse to sign for it and make them take it back.

If you plan on using your "wang" then you need to double up on Red Bull

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by Boopster

If you plan on using your "wang" then you need to double up on Red Bull

I'm just pissed because I wanted to have it ON Christmas. I stood in line at Best Buy at 3:30 on Blak Friday for a damn computer. Didn't get one. Went to another place to get a Dell that was advertised...They had TWO at that price.

This EXACT thing happened two or three years ago when I helped my aunt order a new Dell for my cousin. They canceled the order without explanation but ended up re-initializing the first order after I called them to re-order. She got two computers but was only charged for one. Because she's a better person that I would ever be, she called them to tell them to charge her account for the second. If I get two lap tops, I'm Ebaying the second one!

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Boopster

If you plan on using your "wang" then you need to double up on Red Bull

I'll tell you what!! This here lady has got one hell of a quick wit!! I grow to like you more and more everyday, Bette(r)