The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by CircletrackVW

7,8,11,13,15...wtf???? what are all the numbers about???

keep reading a few posts down from that one

[CircletrackVW]

Originally Posted by AmyJane

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I
swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this--
ever.

15. I hate it when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old grandson asked me in the car the other day "Grandpa,
what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Light or a Margarita than Kay

Compliments of Shannon

you mean this??? ohhh ok....derrrrr....

[Smileybug]

Having Bill home last night was really great. He still had to work, but at least he was here. I slept a lot better last night finally. It was just a lot less stressful for both of us. Hopefully he continues to work from home at night.

I have to go to the dentist this morning. Eeek! I honestly haven't been for a regular checkup in 4 or 5 years (But thats how it goes when you don't have any insurance) I had my wisdom teeth out 2 years ago but thats it. I'm nervous...I hate the dentist.

[digitalputty]

I am trying to find a PT 'data entry' position in Greeeeeeeeley (or surrounding areas). None. LOL ... everything is "ranch hand", "Handler", or "Stud Handler and Buller Collector"

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by Smileybug

Having Bill home last night was really great. He still had to work, but at least he was here. I slept a lot better last night finally. It was just a lot less stressful for both of us. Hopefully he continues to work from home at night.

I have to go to the dentist this morning. Eeek! I honestly haven't been for a regular checkup in 4 or 5 years (But thats how it goes when you don't have any insurance) I had my wisdom teeth out 2 years ago but thats it. I'm nervous...I hate the dentist.

You'll be fine! Let us know how things turn out!

I gotta get my wisdom teeth pulled too ... all four are growing toward the inside part of my mouth ... errrrr ... crooked. 0_o ... I think it might be part of hte reason I get mean headaches.

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

I am trying to find a PT 'data entry' position in Greeeeeeeeley (or surrounding areas). None. LOL ... everything is "ranch hand", "Handler", or "Stud Handler and Buller Collector"

Stud Handler---- YES!

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by angelworks

Stud Handler---- YES!

Ya beat me to it!

[Severecaraddict]

WTF is a 'buller collector'? Is that someone who collects bull sperm? I've never collected moo-moo spunk but I've participated in a few solo endeavors that might make me qualified.

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

WTF is a 'buller collector'? Is that someone who collects bull sperm? I've never collected moo-moo spunk but I've participated in a few solo endeavors that might make me qualified.

Some how Shannon, I do not see yanking a bull's chain for a living having much longevity for you.

I could be wrong.....

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by angelworks

Some how Shannon, I do not see yanking a bull's chain for a living having much longevity for you.

I could be wrong.....

Haha! You're probably right. I'd much rather tug my own. Seriously, have you ever seen it done? I toured a high-end moo-moo farm in high school where they showed us the procedure they use to collect the bull's semen. They have a fake cow for the bull to "mount & hump" and then he "pops his cork" in a special container and voila! Farmers will pay tens of thousands of dollars for a 'straw' of high quality bull semen.

True story!

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Haha! You're probably right. I'd much rather tug my own. Seriously, have you ever seen it done? I toured a high-end moo-moo farm in high school where they showed us the procedure they use to collect the bull's semen. They have a fake cow for the bull to "mount & hump" and then he "pops his cork" in a special container and voila! Farmers will pay tens of thousands of dollars for a 'straw' of high quality bull semen.

True story!

Did they also show you how they "put it" to the cow? Up to the shoulder the guys arm goes!

I grew up in farmville.

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by angelworks

Did they also show you how they "put it" to the cow? Up to the shoulder the guys arm goes!

I grew up in farmville.

Not in person, but we got to see it on video.

[Johnny Ohio]

The gloved arm is used to adjust the area above for the money shot.

Don't even ask.

[digitalputty]

Buller Collector:

HIGH PLAINS GENETICS is seeking two individuals to work in a facility devoted to reproductive services for bovine and equine animals. The positions available are bull collector and stud handler.
Applicants must have livestock experience. Ranching background helpful. Please apply at:
High Plains Genetics in Piedmont, SD by December 30th.

[digitalputty]

HAHA! I looked up "Buller" on Urban Dictionary. OY!

[Johnny Ohio]

HaHa! For sure, I hope this is not an entry level position.

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

Applicants must have livestock experience.

I got cow poop for Christmas one year. It was wrapped in a box with a giant red bow.

Originally Posted by Johnny Ohio

HaHa! For sure, I hope this is not an entry level position.

Hehehehe! You said "entry".

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

HAHA! I looked up "Buller" on Urban Dictionary. OY!

I just read the definitions as well and if they're getting is anything like what that bull was doing to the semen collecting fake cow...I dunno how they sit down afterward!

[Toad]

Tonight is the first night i'm gonna sleep in the new house. The matress is laying on the living room floor right now (bedroom is getting carpeted this week). But of course, the first thing I do is plug in the cable modem and router, and speakers. I gotta have my wireless and it was nice to have internet radio playing while i was un-packing the essentials.

[Smileybug]

Nothing wrong with that! We had to wait 2 days after we moved in to our new place before we got our internet hooked up. Found out that one of our neighbors doesn't have a secure wireless connection

Bill came home again tonight to work. They had a lot of meetings today and a lot of people were more or less complaining about all the hours they've been working and how rediculous the timeline is. Sounds like things are going to get changed a bit and hopefully things will be better after this Friday deadline is over (still working on the same project but Friday is a big deadline for stuff). So thats good. He might actually get to bed at a decent time tonight. Woo!

Dentist went well today. I do have cavity but I'm not super shocked. Makes me mad because its in a tooth that I got sealant on! But oh well.