The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

It would have been funnier if JP said that he got to work and realized that he had put on Steph's underwear instead of his.

Or her jeans.

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[callisto9]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

It would have been funnier if JP said that he got to work and realized that he had put on Steph's underwear instead of his.

True. That would be been funnier. Or if his peener went missing.

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by angelworks

Or her jeans.

I went to school one time with my sister's thong stuck to the pant leg of my jeans.

Originally Posted by callisto9

Or if his peener went missing.

That would be SCARY!

[CrazyJames]

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Yay being sent home early cause of the whiteout conditions hooray for snow days!!

Too bad i only get to go home 30 minutes early, insteadof some people who show up at 9:30 or 10... they get to go home HOURS early.

Bastards.

[callisto9]

I want a snow day.

I am going to a white elephant party tonight. I can't say I'm overly excited about it since I kinda have to help moderate it. I get tired of "working" all the company events we have. That's what you get for being in marketing, I guess.

[Mazzzja]

Originally Posted by callisto9

I wore a thong to work once. I felt dirty all day.

hahaha howcome? I want to know, as there's nothing dirty about thongs. Oh and I don't wear them as they give me 'strawberries'

Originally Posted by callisto9

I want a snow day.

I am going to a white elephant party tonight. I can't say I'm overly excited about it since I kinda have to help moderate it. I get tired of "working" all the company events we have. That's what you get for being in marketing, I guess.

What is a white elephant party?

[FineExampl]

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[callisto9]

Originally Posted by Mazzzja

hahaha howcome? I want to know, as there's nothing dirty about thongs. Oh and I don't wear them as they give me 'strawberries'

What is a white elephant party?

I felt dirty wearing a thong because I'd never done it before. All day long I had string up my butt and it just felt wrong.

A white elephant party is when everyone brings BAD gift and you exchange. It's supposed to be funny.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by callisto9

I felt dirty wearing a thong because I'd never done it before. All day long I had string up my butt and it just felt wrong.

A white elephant party is when everyone brings BAD gift and you exchange. It's supposed to be funny.

I can't wear a thong too often because I can't fart in 'em. At first I thought it was a subconscious thing until I really tried and I could not. /;ha: With as much pushing as I was doing I was takin' a real gamble. I didn't lose,but I didn't win either. Ever have to fart so bad but you just can't? I felt like I was going to explode!

[oceanjoe89]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

With as much pushing as I was doing I was takin' a real gamble.

Although I have no knowledge of thongs or the physics of them, I can say this is probably the funniest thing I've read in a while...

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by oceanjoe89

Although I have no knowledge of thongs or the physics of them, I can say this is probably the funniest thing I've read in a while...

I'm so ladylike, aren't I?

I'm glad I could amuse you

[oceanjoe89]

seriously, you are at the upper echelon of classiness lol! I needed a laugh today, had two finals

[Boopster]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

I can't wear a thong too often because I can't fart in 'em. At first I thought it was a subconscious thing until I really tried and I could not. /;ha: With as much pushing as I was doing I was takin' a real gamble. I didn't lose,but I didn't win either. Ever have to fart so bad but you just can't? I felt like I was going to explode!

Amy you need a fart neutralizing thong like this one

[FarrisK]

Originally Posted by callisto9

I wore a thong to work once. I felt dirty all day.

I guess I'm lucky. My girlfriend LOVES wearing thongs. She says they are super comfortable.

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by Boopster

Amy you need a fart neutralizing thong like this one

And people make fun of me for dressing my pups!

[Boopster]

Originally Posted by angelworks

And people make fun of me for dressing my pups!

Haha I did a google search to see if you can fart in a thong and that's what I came up with

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Boopster

Amy you need a fart neutralizing thong like this one

Originally Posted by angelworks

And people make fun of me for dressing my pups!

It's ok to dress cute little yorkies. I think it's odd to put a tutu and a coconut bra on a yellow lab...

[skittle buggy]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!


It is 100% wrong to dress large breed dogs.

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by skittle buggy

YES!!!!!!!!!!!


It is 100% wrong to dress dogs.

FIXED.

Unless it's a "sweater" to keep the pooch warm, it's wrong.

[AppleScruff]

Originally Posted by FarrisK

I guess I'm lucky. My girlfriend LOVES wearing thongs. She says they are super comfortable.

eh .. i am more of a hipster wearing girl. haha, john in my underpants with the little trees on them! hahahahahahah!