The Lulz Thread. or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Laugh a Bit

[squeebug]

[Toad]

Twittering at your wedding.
Scrabble Sucks
Tough guys sing Savage Garden.
Cops play Wii during raid.
Dog performs two-legged trick.
Poker Face impersonation.
Family Feud - Devils & Angels

[Toad]

It's baaaack!!!!! ...And why?

wait, is that a good thing?

[digitalputty]

Blargity LOLs ... akldjkdjfllk ... HA!

The one with the little girl in bed and the stuffed animals... is too sad.

[Toad]

Is this thread back from the dead???

I don't know... do you guys like ass holes?

[Toad]

I need some feedback.. after the astonishingly lackluster feedback i got from the bacon-man thread..


Do i try to revive this thread, or do y'alls not care...

[digitalputty]

Revive it. Or else.

[CircletrackVW]

Isn't it time for a random Beavis flashback?
hehehehe........

[CircletrackVW]

I have always wondered why there are more horses' asses than horses......lol...

[Johnny Ohio]

It's about time!

[CircletrackVW]

I just sharted...........

[CircletrackVW]

does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

[Toad]

hey now... all you sinners.

leave your lights on, you better leave your lights on!!!

[Toad]

<Drhubbard> watched this film called 'anal lesbians' the other day.
<Drhubbard> they spent about half the film going through the fridge labelling everything..

[Toad]

Rachel: I'm board.
Jeff: I'm chalk, we should get together.
Rachel: BOARD! Like I don't have anything to do, not BORD, like a chalkbord. Learn to spellcheck.
Jeff: Oh god I hope you don't breed.

i think thats enough for today... i had a lot saved up.

[Toad]

nah.. one more for now..

i've been addicted to ellen on youtube...

These Thumbsies Are Pretty Clumsy - YouTube
Ellen's Been on Your Facebook Page! - YouTube
Looky at These Bookies! - YouTube

[digitalputty]

lulzlulzlulzlulz ... Lulz

[Toad]

new verticals.... and more crap.





<Shift_Wreck> OMG guys you gotta hear this
<Shift_Wreck> So i goes to the grocery store to pick up smokes and a frozen pizza.
<Shift_Wreck> I get my things and head to the 12 items or less line.
<Shift_Wreck> i get in line just as the guy in front of me is setting his items down on the conveyor belt thing
<Shift_Wreck> his items were: get this
<Shift_Wreck> a box of condoms, a medium sized cucumber, a tub of margarine and a 12 pack of beer
<Shift_Wreck> I imediatly am thinking "lolwut?"
<Shift_Wreck> well i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal snort sound you make when your trying to keep from laughing.
<Shift_Wreck> well i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal snort sound you make when your trying to keep from laughing.
<Shift_Wreck> oops
<Shift_Wreck> the guy and cashere must have heard it because they both turn to look at me
<Shift_Wreck> im grinning from ear to ear now and my eyes are darting from the guys face and the items he had on the belt
<Shift_Wreck> i catch the casheirs eye and i look at her and shes looking at me like 0_0 and shaking her head "no dont!"
<Shift_Wreck> this all was a few seconds but it felt like an eternity...
<Shift_Wreck> well i finaly says to myself: "shift, youve gone this far, may as well say something"
<Shift_Wreck> so i say to the guy (still with this huge grin) "going to a party?"
<Shift_Wreck> The girl just loses it and starts laughing
<Shift_Wreck> the guy just scowls at me
<Shift_Wreck> looks to the girl
<Shift_Wreck> and walks away leaving his items there at the checkout
<Shift_Wreck> it was kinda awkward
<Shift_Wreck> pizzas good though

[Toad]

holy crap.... this is crazy.

are you guys serious? how do i have this many views?

[Toad]

Damn... forgot one.







This page is finally over... only took 7 months. might be time for another hiatus.