Hot Sauce anyone?

[FineExampl]

It was suggested i give this a try, so here goes.

I make hot sauce. I make hot foods. It's a hobby. I'm not a professional, nor am i an authority. I make foods so i can eat them and share them with friends. Hot sauces cost money to make. I have no money to start a business. However, i want to keep making sauces.

For sale to my friends from org. I will limit my sales to people with 300 posts or more (or a good referral), just so we can keep it on the "friends and family" side of things. Any/all profits gained from the sales of my food items will only go back into future hot sauces and/or the growing of vegetables to be used in them. I don't want to make money (for now), this is fun.

So...on with the show!

Available now:

Pumpkin Pain and my new variety, ESB!

Pumpkin Pain: Featuring the flavors of ORANGE HABANERO and YELLOW SCOTCH BONNET peppers blended with real pumpkin, roasted pumpkin seeds and pie spices. It's as if you made a PUMPKIN PIE, ditched the dairy, and replaced them with superhot chile peppers. This has become legendary among the people who've had it and has become my most requested flavor. I'll only make it once a year, so get in on this fast. No more made until 10/2009
$10 + shipping

ESB: It stands for Extra Sensory Burn. Why? I had nothing else to change the real meaning of ESB, which is also it's theme ingredient. NJ's own RIVER HORSE ESB ale is used in a tomato base with homemade RED HABANERO concentrate, cayenne, and real BHUT JOLOKIA chiles imported from India. Homegrown herbs and spices are mixed in along with fire that would make the Jersey Devil proud. This has become my everyday sauce at the moment and is just fantastic with an awesome flavor. This is the first homemade sauce i truly love and the one i'm most proud of right now. (note: the recipe will change as soon as fresh, not dried, bhut jolokia become available) By the time this sauce reaches you, the dried chiles will have aged nicely and released their full flavor.
$11 + shipping

CAVEAT: I'm not a professional cook. I make this for my own use and want to share my joy with my friends. If you buy something from me, you must be aware of that. Nobody has ever become ill from my hot sauces, so i give to you with total confidence. However, people have become burned, tortured, punished, sorry they used too much, and/or have had panic attacks from the extreme heat contained within each bottle which is why i make the stuff in the first place.

I will only charge ACTUAL shipping. However much it costs to get to you, that's how much the price will be. USPS only. I will ship to ANY country, but at your own risk. If the stuff gets stuck in Africa for a month, i don't want any complaints.

Here's the pics of what we have! You must post here if you wish to order. Thanks 1,000,000!

[callisto9]

Me first! Paid ya' today Johnpants. Can't wait to give it a try.

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by callisto9

Me first! Paid ya' today Johnpants. Can't wait to give it a try.

Woohoo! i'll mail it tomorrow along with Beetlescott and TJ's, weather permitting. It's supposed to snow.

[angelworks]

PM me your paypal addy and I'd like to get two of each.

What size are those bottles? (my bad--5 oz)

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by angelworks

PM me your paypal addy and I'd like to get two of each.

What size are those bottles? (my bad--5 oz)

You got it lady. PM you the details later on. I'll have the shipping soon.

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

You got it lady. PM you the details later on. I'll have the shipping soon.

Yay!

[PhoenixRising]

Bump for the sauce! Can't wait to get it!

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

Bump for the sauce! Can't wait to get it!

Sent today via parcel post. TJ you will be in charge of a write-up once received. I've included some things nobody else will ever try from me (most likely). I think you will be pleasantly surprised.

Dawn, Erin, Beetlescott: Yours will unfortunately have to go out on Monday. I could not find the right boxes at the Post Office.

Oh and all bottles are signed. I thought that would be fun.

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

Dawn, Erin, Beetlescott: Yours will unfortunately have to go out on Monday. I could not find the right boxes at the Post Office.

I am outraged!

Kidding.

Now I will have three things from JPants: Hot sauce, spicy powder of some sort and his magic pants.

[FineExampl]

Oh and if Amy reads this...do not be outraged. I will save you a bottle of whatever you want.

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

Sent today via parcel post. TJ you will be in charge of a write-up once received. I've included some things nobody else will ever try from me (most likely). I think you will be pleasantly surprised.

I look forward to it, and will report with due haste.

[FineExampl]

Today we shipped:
Scott T.
Erin O.
Dawn K.


Now i learned a bit about shipping between mailing the box to TJ and Alan and these 3 boxes. Priority mail is $4.80 for one bottle. Four bottles was $5.80 for Priority. There was a $.30 difference with each. SO...for now, $4.80 standard shipping via Priority Mail.

"But John, that's alot of money to ship something."

I wholeheartedly agree, however i can't control postal rates. That said, i will always try to include a cool freebie with every purchase. What will it be? Whatever i darn well please. It will be thematic, that's all i will say, as they will rotate. It might be candied peppers, it might be a dry rub, it might be chile powder, it might be a dried pepper, it might be seeds,...are you seeing a trend here?

In other words, my customers are considered friends, and i treat my friends pretty good.

[callisto9]

Yay for sauce and free stuff!

[PhoenixRising]

So how long you figure till it's here? Ball park that is.

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by callisto9

Yay for sauce and free stuff!

Yeah i'm thinking next batch of freebies is gonna be sliced hot sauce.

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

So how long you figure till it's here? Ball park that is.

I emailed you earlier today. probably end of this week. they quoted me 6 days, so that would be friday or saturday depending if they have stuff in transit on Sundays.

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

Yeah i'm thinking next batch of freebies is gonna be sliced hot sauce.

I emailed you earlier today. probably end of this week. they quoted me 6 days, so that would be friday or saturday depending if they have stuff in transit on Sundays.

Ah, I see. Okay then! Keith is looking forward to seeing how hot it is. I am too, but you know how he is when it comes to the hot sauce being hot.

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

Ah, I see. Okay then! Keith is looking forward to seeing how hot it is. I am too, but you know how he is when it comes to the hot sauce being hot.

There's a little reddish baggie in there with something hidden inside. Just have him chew on that for for 5 minutes. Or don't. It'll make much better seasoning. But the hidden goodness is ....not for kids.

[Beetlescott]

Thanks Johnny!

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

There's a little reddish baggie in there with something hidden inside. Just have him chew on that for for 5 minutes. Or don't. It'll make much better seasoning. But the hidden goodness is ....not for kids.

Guess what came today??

[PhoenixRising]

Indeed! And now I must try these hot sauces! And dare I eat the cookies?

Thanks John!