you might be a new beetle driver if ,,,,,

[Bugman]

back from my live performance at the roswell best western sally port ,,,its jerry bugworthy !

for those thousands of adoring fans that wanted the list published ,,here it is ,,ok ok ,, maybe not thousands ,,,,ok , ok ,,, 2 of you ask for it ,, geeesh

if you ever had a snowflake on your temp gauge ,,,in july
you might be a new beetle driver


if you ever drove home with your window down due to a broken regulator ,,you muight be a new beetle driver

if you ever had a window switch come off in your hand while driving ,,,you might be a new beetle driver

if your CEL comes on ,, and you just keep driving ,,
you might be a new beetle driver


if your spouse loses you in a dept store only to find you in the toy dept looking for new beetle toys ,,,
you might be a new beetle driver

if you ever had someone say to you
" i had one of these back in the 60's"
you might be a new beetle driver !


if you name your car and forget your kids name ,,,
you might be a new beetle driver !

if you have a picture of your car in your wallet ,,
you might be a new beetle driver


if that picture is bigger than your spouse's or familys picture in the same wallet ,,
you might be a new beetle driver !

and finally shhhhhh keep the clapping down to a minimal please


if you drive thousands of miles to sit in the hot desert with the best new beetle drivers and owners in the world ,,,
you are defiantly a new beetle driver ,,,,

thank you ,, thank you very much ,, i will be here all week and dont forget to pick up my latest 8 track in the hall way after the show !

jerry o

[bugsy98nb]

Awsome Jerry !

[CoriBug]

Thanks for posting it here! If it's ok, I'd like to print it out and give it to my dealer. maybe they'll post it on their bulletin board in the customer waiting area.

[from Margaritaville...]

If you've ever released the parking brake only to have the silver button riccochet around the cabin like a ball of flubber...

If you've ever been on reserve, pulled up to the fueling pumps and pulled the door release lever only to find out that it won't open the door...

...you might be a New Beetle owner...

[Bugman]

copy as you like cori ,, and yes the list is endless, i will be adding many before thenext time around ,,

[EvilinaDM101]

SAWEET!! Thanks for posting those Jerry! It was great the first time around and even better now that it's posted! BTW I would like to know where I can order your spiffy VW belt buckle you had on during your performance in Roswell.

[DannyRandomState]

So fitting Jerry!

I guess I fit in that category!

[Bugman]

Originally Posted by EvilinaDM101

SAWEET!! Thanks for posting those Jerry! It was great the first time around and even better now that it's posted! BTW I would like to know where I can order your spiffy VW belt buckle you had on during your performance in Roswell.

i can hok you up with one , for a mere $1000.00 ,, they are a rare and cherish family heirloom lol

or i will trade a certain pink hot wheels car from the roswell show for it ,,hehehehe ,, hope you liked your pinky!

[scarabY2k]

I was hoping you'd post this Jerry It's still funny man

[EvilinaDM101]

Originally Posted by Bugman

i can hok you up with one , for a mere $1000.00 ,, they are a rare and cherish family heirloom lol

or i will trade a certain pink hot wheels car from the roswell show for it ,,hehehehe ,, hope you liked your pinky!

Liked?!? I FREAKIN LOVE IT!!!!! Thank you again Jerry!

As for the buckle, hmmmm $1000 for a cherished family heirloom from the Bugman family?!? PRICELESS

[MichelleRoze]

here's one for you (applies more to the ToD thread right now)

you book your hotel room 10 months in advance just to drive to a different state to drive on a road....you might be a NB owner!

[plug] if you're thinking about going to ToD 2k10, hurry, the RidgeTop Motel is getting full. They are currently out of king sized non-smoking rooms. I think over half of the hotel is booked....[/plug}

[EvilinaDM101]

Originally Posted by MichelleRoze

here's one for you (applies more to the ToD thread right now)

you book your hotel room 10 months in advance just to drive to a different state to drive on a road....you might be a NB owner!

[plug] if you're thinking about going to ToD 2k10, hurry, the RidgeTop Motel is getting full. They are currently out of king sized non-smoking rooms. I think over half of the hotel is booked....[/plug}

Awesome plug Michelle!

If you are wanting and willing to drive across the country
(2100 miles one way) to hang out with people you've never met in person, you might be a New Beetle owner.

[marvins_dad]

Yeah, we need to get Jerry down for the ToD for entertainment...oh, and he has a few NB's he could bring as well.

[MichelleRoze]

Originally Posted by marvins_dad

Yeah, we need to get Jerry down for the ToD for entertainment...oh, and he has a few NB's he could bring as well.

That'd be cool! Then maybe those "co-pilots" could drive too Just kidding. I'm possessive of my steering wheel and seat. I've only let...1 or 2 people drive it besides me, and that was no more than a total of 5 times for both!

[dnyed]

Love the posts!

I don't have a New Beetle anymore, but I AM a New Beetle driver, according to that list!

[EvilinaDM101]

Originally Posted by dnyed

Love the posts!

I don't have a New Beetle anymore, but I AM a New Beetle driver, according to that list!

Awww Deb You'll ALWAYS be a New Beetle driver in my book!!

[mybugrocks]

what about....

if your car acts up because you need a new fuel filter and you STILL drive it over 1,000 miles

you might be a new beetle driver

[Karen1963]

or...

if your spouse asks you why you have a silly grin on your face, and it's because you're thinking about driving that special, fun car with a name (mine's KD BUG)...you must be a new beetle owner!

Love the list! I will print it out for my sister in law, she's and NB owner, too!

[MichelleRoze]

my fav:

If one minute you have an electrical issue, shut down the car, turn it back on and it's gone...you might be a NB owner.

or

If you look forward to meeting other people with the same car you have...you might be a NB owner!

or

If you park at the back of the parking lot just to park next to another NB, ... you are definately a NB owner!

[CoriBug]

if you run through pouring rain and get completely soaked, just to get your baby home to the garage, you might be a New Beetle owner

if you wash and wax your car so often, your neighbor swears the paint is going to come off, you might be a New Beetle owner