Jokes

[AmyJane]

How come we're no longer able (I'm not, anyway) to post replies to the jokes in the Jokes forum?

[Mazzzja]

It's not you, it's me (too )

[CrazyJames]

The reply function was turned off so that we didnt have a brazillion replies to a given joke consisting of just

Haha!!

or

LOL

or

Which was raising complaints as the new posts lists were being cluttered up with useless responses to jokes


Hugs and Kisses!
James - NB.org Meanie.

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by CrazyJames

The reply function was turned off so that we didnt have a brazillion replies to a given joke consisting of just



or



or



Which was raising complaints as the new posts lists were being cluttered up with useless responses to jokes


Hugs and Kisses!
James - NB.org Meanie.

But, how do we now measure the "funny" of a joke?

[CrazyJames]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

But, how do we now measure the "funny" of a joke?

If a joke isnt funny why are you posting it in the first place??

[dnyed]

The best measure of how funny a joke is, is to spread it around to your coworkers, friends, family, and unsuspecting strangers, as I have done with several of the jokes here.

[digitalputty]

brazillion

Hrmmm ... not looking that up. :P

[noR]

Felipe Masa is a brazillian.

[digitalputty]

Is that a he? And is he hot?

[CrazyJames]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

Hrmmm ... not looking that up. :P

Brazillion:

a very large number; indescribable by regular numeralogical values such a million or billion. can also be used to describe a large expanse of time
"man i had about a brazillion marshmallow peeps, and i think im gunna puke"
or
"man, ive been waiting here for you about a brazillion years, jeez"

From: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Brazillion

[dnyed]

Well, I always thought bazillion was a huge number, and that a brazillion was something else.

[noR]

I dunno putty; but he's FAST. (F1 World Champion runner up.)

[digitalputty]

to me it sounded like a wax ... job. Wax.

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

Is that a he? And is he hot?

Felipe Massa is a race car driver from Brazil. He races a Ferrari Formula 1 car. Since he's a "dude", I'm not going to comment on "hotness". But, he's Brazillian. He's rich. He's fast, and (I guess unfortunately for the ladies) he's married.

http://www.formula1.com/teams_and_drivers/drivers/18/
http://felipemassa.com

[Mazzzja]

Originally Posted by CrazyJames

The reply function was turned off so that we didnt have a brazillion replies to a given joke consisting of just



or



or



Which was raising complaints as the new posts lists were being cluttered up with useless responses to jokes


Hugs and Kisses!
James - NB.org Meanie.

Gotcha! Very understandible

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by CrazyJames

The reply function was turned off so that we didnt have a brazillion replies to a given joke consisting of just



or



or



Which was raising complaints as the new posts lists were being cluttered up with useless responses to jokes


Hugs and Kisses!
James - NB.org Meanie.

I, for one, am very cool with that. Thanks, Mr. Meanie!

Originally Posted by digitalputty

Hrmmm ... not looking that up. :P

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?

[oceanjoe89]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?

I was waiting to read: and the President looked up and said, what war are we fighting against the Brazilians?